Before Facebook pokes, Twitter DMs Whatsapp and BBM ping there were –Love letters– where one could express their love and emotion to their loved one or admirer on pad and pen
Did you ever write one to someone or were you at the receiving end?
I recently came across this love letter and I decided to share with yall to see how some pour their heart out. Literally !!
Warning: please have a dictionary nearby
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That’s why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven’t finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don’t let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet for them.
What are your thoughts?